BEST EUROVISION TWEETS
As @RosieBH said about Jedward earlier, I’ve heard better singers in a sewing machine shop. - @patomahony1
It often baffles me why the Moldovan music industry isn’t a bigger export. - @carlysmallman
Here’s one we can all sing along to #albania. - @kjbar after a very artistic Albanian, eh, performance
Client: I think my keyboard is broken.
Me: What makes you think that?
Client: When I login and type my password, whatever key I press shows up as a little black dot.
