Joe Lycett: Blog: The Sun and Matt Baker kicking a pigeon

joelycettcomedy:

I run a number of aliases with their own fake email, facebook and twitter accounts. This gives me the opportunity to be a mischief with various organisations and maintain relative anonymity. Below is a particularly enjoyable exchange from yesterday between one of these aliases and The Sun’s news…
Front page of Metro (UK), April 22, 2013

Front page of Metro (UK), April 22, 2013

Brilliant choice of photo.
The Times (UK), April 9, 2013

Brilliant choice of photo.

The Times (UK), April 9, 2013

Boy and Thatcher

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A boy stands in front of a statue of former British prime minister Margaret Thatcher by Neil Simmons, 2001, on display in the Guildhall Art Gallery in the city of London March 8, 2013.  Photo: REUTERS/Olivia Harris

The Sun (UK), March 18, 2013
A tad dramatic.

The Sun (UK), March 18, 2013

A tad dramatic.

Reeva Steenkamp’s “last interview”

Reeva Steenkamp’s “last interview”

But I’m sure your husband could explain all this to you.
U.S. State Department official, to the Kabul bureau chief of an international news agency, discussing strategy at a military base in Helmand province via saidtoladyjournos